Dear Mr. Cruise,
I heard on the news today that you planned on eating the placenta after your baby was born. So, I did a little bit of research, and found out that you had actually just made a joke about it, but everyone thought you were being serious.
I want to apologize on behalf of the internet for believing everything we hear. We really are pretty gullible, and rarely do we bother to read the full story behind the sensationalist sound bytes.
But at the same time, I really don't blame the internet for believing this story. Did you ever hear the story of the boy who cried wolf? You're developing quite the reputation for saying really ridiculous sounding things to the media, and you're usually not kidding. "Ha ha ha, no one gets to talk in the delivery room... oh. He was serious." "Ha ha ha, he was jumping on the couch... oh. He was serious."
I mean really, when you point and shout "Wolf!" can you blame us for believing you? The wolf was real every other time...