"What do you want me to make?"
"I don't know. But I want it to be sweet and caffeinated."
"Let's see, that would be an eight-shot tall white mocha."
"That wouldn't be sweet enough. I think you need eight pumps of syrup as well."
"But then it won't fit in a tall cup anymore."
"Hmm, I guess you'd have to make it a grande, then."
"Wait, are you actually making that?"
"Sorry, there was only room for about half an inch of steamed milk."
Of course, I had to label my drink so that no one else would drink it by accident.
P.S. No, I didn't finish it. I think I actually would have died.
P.P.S. Yes, I know I'm a geek.