What an amazing coincidence! In the past week, I have received emails from three different people informing me that someone died and left me a whole lot of money in their will. Three inheritances! One of them worth over $5 million dollars! All for me! And just because these people apparently met me once upon a time in their travels and decided to write me into their wills. Am I lucky or what?
P.S. Yes, of course, I am extremely saddened by the passing of these people, and I feel terribly guilty that they remembered me so well and I can't seem to place their names. But, duuuude, it's MONEY!