I don't do this very often, but my sister just sent me a link of a piece she heard on NPR, and I just had to share it. It's a Shakespearean reporting of the Super Bowl. You can read the text, but it's better if you listen to the audio. Even fake Shakespeare was meant to be performed, not read.
(Don't bother clicking on this link unless you're a nerd, like me.)
In Fair Glendale, the Bard's Super Bowl Play