Valerie's New Favorite Thing: Lists

There are two kinds of headlights: One is for when you're driving in the dark, and you need them to see. And one is for when it's morning, and you can't understand the GPS, and the headlights will tell you what the GPS said.

There are three kinds of Wonder Womans: One that does wonderful stuff, one that does amazing stuff, and one that's the queen of trash.