An Open Letter to My Blog

Dearest,
I'm sorry I missed our anniversary. I had written a really nice post, well, half of one, but then I ran out of energy, and the head cold took over, and I set it aside to finish later, which I didn't, because I went to work and then to bed with nothing else in between, except for taking some nyquil to facilitate the sleeping. Besides, I wasn't really happy with what I wrote, and I didn't want to give you a less-than-perfect blogiversary post. So, in true Jule Ann form, I opted for nothing at all, rather than settling for less than the best.
Fortunately, my standard for apology letters is slightly lower, so this one will do. Please accept my humblest apologies and this flower that I swear I ordered yesterday, that idiot florist is so getting a piece of my mind...
Happy one-year anniversary, my artificial friend.
Love,
Jule Ann.

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